singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

chinchillala:

I relate so much to this, especially right now. I think it’s what’s making me so scared and sad with people. I just want to disappear before I get stuck, so it doesn’t trap me. I don’t know.

pen-and-imp:

sigh.
I hope I get hit by a truck.

I swear the Blues in this image looks like he came straight outta a Rankin-Bass special.

pen-and-imp:

sigh.

I hope I get hit by a truck.

I swear the Blues in this image looks like he came straight outta a Rankin-Bass special.

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sneakyfeets:

neetboss:

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oh boy i hope i’m not too late guise.

Peacock is my fucking jam

firevideogamemaster92:

Yeah, dont mess with Princess Peach >:)

me: walks into living room
tv: tonight on how its made
me: stands in same spot for 30 minutes watching how garbage bags are made

xtheeverproject:

I lost yet another follower. Can someone please tell me what I’m doing to offend people?

Doesn’t really seem like you’ve done anything, to be honest. Could be one of two things: Tumblr has been known to glitch on occasion and accidentally unfollow users automatically (It can also affect your timeline too I think), so that’s a problem on the other user’s end. Alternately it could be that you were followed by an adbot in the past- they’re not listed in your ‘follower’ list but still count towards your overall total. It’s likely the ‘bot was deleted, therefore affecting your follower count and making it look like you’ve lost a follower.

drkotobuki:

afloweroutofstone:

washingtonpost:

Not the stuff of sci-fi satire. This is a real finding from a real study: Female-named hurricanes kill more than male hurricanes because people don’t respect them.

”’[Our] model suggests that changing a severe hurricane’s name from Charley … to Eloise … could nearly triple its death toll,’ the study says.”
Oh my fucking god

I need a drink.

National Geographic has a few choice words to say about these ‘findings’.

drkotobuki:

afloweroutofstone:

washingtonpost:

Not the stuff of sci-fi satire. This is a real finding from a real study: Female-named hurricanes kill more than male hurricanes because people don’t respect them.

”’[Our] model suggests that changing a severe hurricane’s name from Charley … to Eloise … could nearly triple its death toll,’ the study says.”

Oh my fucking god

I need a drink.

National Geographic has a few choice words to say about these ‘findings’.

Odd story time

So my room’s lamp has loose lightbulbs, which means a few of them end up turning out for random periods of time.

And lately there’s been this one bulb that hasn’t worked for days.

So just now the light turns back on again, and without thinking my immediate reaction was to look up and think “Oh hey, welcome back”. 

In summary: today I subconsciously gave a friendly greeting to a lightbulb.